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>lie still for 2 hours contemplating whether to carry on living or to stay in bed forever
>drag my ass downstairs and to the fridge
>zombie walk back into bed
>spend ten minutes trying to open my caffeinated beverage with little to no motivation
>eventually open and sip the elixir
>gain conciousness and go about my daily business

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>wake up after snoozing 5 or 6 times past my alarm
>acknowledge ethereality is a '68 Impala
>take my daily dose of cetrizine for seasonal allergies
>drink shit ton of water
>make coffee mixed with milk

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>coffee of any kind
>hot as fuck shower
>off to work

Happy memorial Day :-)

Back to bed now.

>>42558
your bed sheets are sexy bruv

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>>42559
>not acknowledging my sexy ass piggy

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>>42651
you look like a homeless woman...

>>42668
lold

>>42651
Ya my hairs long and damp. I cut it short yesterday tho.

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o-ok anon